Dammit, this ridiculousness is making extra work for me! What am I supposed to do with itty-bitty pieces of her silly sword? I'm a smith, not a magician. Best I could do: [Ysabel's Shattered Sword of Anguish]. You'll just have to live with it.
As for Blackswann, I can't [Cleanse] that thing! You need to see a Paladin or a Priest, not that it'll do you much good. Poisons are tricky things, particularly when mixed with hatred and rage. I did make you a bracer to cover that ghastly wound: [Blackswann's Bloody Bandage].
Choose sides, you say? Pfffft! The only way I'm getting in the middle of this mess is to do just that: get in the middle and put whatever is lying around helpless out of its misery. All's fair in WAR, yeah? Good luck, players, you're all easy targets to me!